The Cat Levitator

I got a silver cobra. The person I got it from said I must feed it IMMEDIATELY if I want it to survive. I obviously didn’t have any mice around, so I did what any logical person would—I cut off my big toe. The snake took it, but then when I realized how ridiculous the situation was. I quickly pulled it out of the snakes throat and held it to my foot, hoping it would reattach. Magically, over a short amount of time the digit connected itself back to my foot. I finally found a store, bought a rat and fed the little guy. Pretty damn awesome.